Pack Friday Is the Best Black Friday

2020 has canceled many things. Alanis Morisette was supposed to tour in 2020. Black Widow was supposed to come out. (Didn’t she die? It doesn’t matter.) Weddings got moved. Vacations became not a thing. To quote Alanis: “Isn’t it ironic? Don’t ya think?” (No, Alanis. None of those things are ironic. They just suck. But we love you.)

One thing that 2020 can’t destroy is the shopping behemoth that is Black Friday. Because what better way to cap off Thanksgiving than completely counteracting it with a day devoted to capitalism? It’s fine. Everything balances out in the end.

If you’re wondering what we’re doing for Black Friday, buckle up. We’ve taken our most important day of revenue and shaped it entirely around a cute rhyme: Pack Friday. That’s right, all of our Packs are on sale. 

Has your head exploded from excitement yet? No? Well, consider this: Our Undies are already discounted when you buy them as a Pack and we very rarely discount our Packs further. But a rhyme is a rhyme and we gotta stick to it. Pack Friday is the new Black Friday. Here’s what you can look forward to:

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$99 Mystery 10-Packs

Mystery Packs are exactly what they sound like...Packs that are a total mystery. We fill our Mystery Packs with classic prints and colors so you can be pleasantly surprised when it arrives. 10 new pairs of Undies at an insanely low price—literally nothing on planet earth is better. Nothing.

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Up to 60% Off with Packs

When you shop certain Packs, you’ll be getting what amounts to 60% off each pair of Undies. We’re not scientists or anything but we’re pretty sure that’s more than half off.

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The Return of the 20-Pack

It’s like pumpkin spice or eggnog. Once a year we bring you 20-Packs and heavily discount them so you can essentially repopulate your entire top drawer with prints and styles to your liking. Don’t need that many? Give some out as gifts. Or just hang them on your wall. They come as low as $7.20 per pair!

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Our Lowest Priced Undies Ever

Our Undies have never been priced lower than this. Go back to the civil war era in a time machine if you don’t believe us. This is literally the best time ever to stock up for 2021.