Pack Friday Is the Best Black Friday
2020 has canceled many things. Alanis Morisette was supposed to tour in 2020. Black Widow was supposed to come out. (Didn’t she die? It doesn’t matter.) Weddings got moved. Vacations became not a thing. To quote Alanis: “Isn’t it ironic? Don’t ya think?” (No, Alanis. None of those things are ironic. They just suck. But we love you.)
One thing that 2020 can’t destroy is the shopping behemoth that is Black Friday. Because what better way to cap off Thanksgiving than completely counteracting it with a day devoted to capitalism? It’s fine. Everything balances out in the end.
If you’re wondering what we’re doing for Black Friday, buckle up. We’ve taken our most important day of revenue and shaped it entirely around a cute rhyme: Pack Friday. That’s right, all of our Packs are on sale.
Has your head exploded from excitement yet? No? Well, consider this: Our Undies are already discounted when you buy them as a Pack and we very rarely discount our Packs further. But a rhyme is a rhyme and we gotta stick to it. Pack Friday is the new Black Friday. Here’s what you can look forward to: