The Only 7 Things Dad Needs for Father’s Day
If you’ve been twiddling your thumbs over what you get Dad for Father’s Day, twiddle no more. Yes, we know he’s the “hardest person to buy for” and “already has everything” (isn’t that every.single.dad?), but do you know what he could absolutely use more of in his life? Softness. Comfort. The feeling of wearing actual heaven on his skin. Why? Because dad deserves to feel like he’s walking around in a heaven cloud. And because he’s going to really, really like it.
So, to help make that happen, we’ve rounded up the top 7 gifts to surprise dad with for Father’s Day. We promise you, when he touches one of these, and his fingers melt into softness equivalent to the cashmere wool of a Turkish goat, he’s going to be a very, very happy dad.
Undies: We’re here to let you in on the most important secret of all time: it is NOT weird to buy your dad underwear as a gift. Why? Because this isn’t just any underwear, it’s the softest underwear in the whole wide world, and he’ll thank you forever for it. No matter whether he’s a Brief, Boxer, or Trunk guy, the softness factor is universal across all styles. So give him some new Undies and change his entire world. Shop Undies.
Adventurous Socks: If you want to amp dad’s coolness factor tenfold, get him a pair of Adventurous Socks. What’s an Adventurous Sock, you ask? Well, it’s a super-soft sock with more personality than any sock before it. Just imagine dad’s delight when he sits down during a very important meeting, and tiny dinosaurs peek out beneath his pant cuffs. I mean, how cool is he. So infinitely cool. Ice cold, as the great Andre 3000 once said. So seriously, just buy him these. Shop Adventurous Socks.
Onesie: Ok listen, just trust us on this one. The Onesie is one of those things you never knew you needed in your life until it appears in your life. The second your dad puts this softness-encompassing creation on his body, he’ll feel like he’s left this world and floated into a human-sized cotton ball. He also might never take it off, but that’ll just be a sign that you definitely won Father’s Day. Shop Onesies.
Robe: What does dad put on when he wakes up? A Stones t-shirt from the ‘60s? An archaic college sweatshirt with beer stains? No. No, no. We can’t have this. It’s time to upgrade, and that upgrade is a Robe. This is when your father will become a refined man upon waking, one swaddled in comfort. He will scramble eggs with poise and grace, and crush coffee beans with his own hands. Ok, we can’t actually guarantee that the Robe will make dad a changed man. But we do promise he’ll at least be way, way more comfy. Shop Robes.
Jersey Crew Tee: Let’s circle back to that old Stones t-shirt, because we worry there might be a few other t-shirts in dad’s collection that he’s worn way longer than appropriate. That’s why you must show him the light in the form of a brand new, impossibly soft, wear-with-anything Jersey Crew Tee. Comparing this with the heirlooms in his drawer might blow his mind. When he starts wearing it on repeat, gently remind him that there’s the option to buy more. Shop Jersey Crew Tee.
Hoodie: To put it simply, this is just an essential piece that dad needs in his wardrobe. That extra lightweight layer he can grab on the go and know he’s covered (literally) if it gets chilly. Or, if it’s a couch day, the Hoodie is like a little zippered snuggle blanket he can wrap himself all up in. It’s just useful for all the things. And definitely any and all dad things. Shop Hoodies.
Lounge Pant: Look, sometimes dad just needs to chill. And when it’s time to chill, dad needs his chilling out necessity: the Lounge Pant. When he puts these on, their softer-than-soft comfort will immediately trigger an activation switch that transitions his body into relaxation mode. We can’t explain the science behind this, it’s just what these pants do. But we recommend he’s prepared to lounge when putting on the Lounge Pant, because the immediate relaxation factor is unavoidable. And accidental lounging in non-lounging places might be embarrassing. Shop Lounge Pant.